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badgermoles:

plot twist: my hips are actually compulsive liars

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“I can’t eat this.”

“I can’t eat this.”

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— 29 minutes ago with 1247 notes

rubee:

chitzybitch:

opening a tanning salon and calling it Ku Klux Tan

ku klux tan, where the white can get a little bit darker but not too dark or we kill them

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— 2 hours ago with 2982 notes

sebastiansmythe:

rainbow road more like satan’s racetrack

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— 5 hours ago with 7041 notes